WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

                    MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor

"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

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                   WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"  "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?

Get Your Aquarium

Get Your Ball
"He Bite My Wittle Nose."   "Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum"

Me Granny

"My Sis Can Kick Your Sis's Butt!"

"Stop Looking At Me!"
"One Two Three"
"I Said, I'm Up!"
"Blah!" "Give Me A Hand!" "Guess Who?"
"UNCLE!"   Too Late Now!
  "Up Yours!" Tow Truck
"My Brother Can Kick Your Brother's Butt!"  

Monty Python Clips

Coffee Campaign
Biggus Dickus
Argument Clinic
Constitutional Peasants
Killer Rabbit
Merchant Banker
Silly Walks
Knights Who Say Ni!
Dead Parrot
Witch Village

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