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"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."

I Don't Look Good

Vote American

Math Test

My Pup Needs A New Home

Towel Heads?

The World

 

I Hate Mornings

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Franchises Available
Why I'm Not At Work

A Puzzle

Batting Practice

 I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said, "Implants?" She hit me!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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I was a little confused about paying an invoice I'd just received, so I decided to ask my new assistant for some mathematical help. I called her into my office and asked, "You graduated from Marshal, right?" She nodded to the affirmative. "Well, I need some help here! Lets say that if I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"  She thought only for a moment, then happily replied, "Everything but my earrings."

 

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THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.  
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX!  And you're on the computer

I hate it as much as anyone when people forward too many warnings, but this one is important! Warning!! Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list!
 
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.
 
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now..
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

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